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Let's play the who wants to actually be artistic but can't draw/write/anything because ideas aren't being kind when I have time game!
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Im a Tribble?!
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STAR TREK RACE MEME
Result 1
[] You like trying new things.
[X] You're okay with sexuality.
[X] You have a good sense of humor.
[X] You're not easily offended.
[X] You give into impulses a lot.
[] You're favorite device is the communicator.
Total: 4
Result 2
[] You have one or two features that make you look, not bad, but different.
[X] You're smarter than most people.
[X] You don't mind health foods, including things like wheat grass juice.
[] Phrases and jokes often go over your head.
[X] You hate it when people say you're "overreacting" or being "overly emotional"
[] You're favorite device is the tricorder.
Total: 3
Result 3
[X] You believe in getting even.
[] You're okay with holding a grudge.
[] You think you're being "strategic", but really the word is "sneaky".
[X] Regardless of your "whatever it takes" attitude, you're loyal to, and protective of, your family and friends.
[] You cling to your pride.
[X] Your favorite device is the phaser.
Total: 3
Result 4
[] Your goal is the most important thing to you, above all else. Including family and friends.
[X] You approve of the death penalty.
[] If you see someone on the sidewalk trip, you won't stop to help them.
[] You're proud of your fighting skills.
[X] You threaten with violence, kidding or otherwise, more often than you should.
[] Your favorite device is the agonizer.
Total: 2
Result 5
[X] You like to eat. A lot.
[X] People often call you cute.
[X] Either people like you, or they just can't stand you.
[X] Your hair is usually frizzy.
[X] When you're happy, you're prone to giggling.
[X] You can sense when someone is no good.
Total: 6
Result 1 - Human
Result 2 - Vulcan
Result 3 - Romulan
Result 4 - Klingon
Result 5 - Tribble
Result 1
[] You like trying new things.
[X] You're okay with sexuality.
[X] You have a good sense of humor.
[X] You're not easily offended.
[X] You give into impulses a lot.
[] You're favorite device is the communicator.
Total: 4
Result 2
[] You have one or two features that make you look, not bad, but different.
[X] You're smarter than most people.
[X] You don't mind health foods, including things like wheat grass juice.
[] Phrases and jokes often go over your head.
[X] You hate it when people say you're "overreacting" or being "overly emotional"
[] You're favorite device is the tricorder.
Total: 3
Result 3
[X] You believe in getting even.
[] You're okay with holding a grudge.
[] You think you're being "strategic", but really the word is "sneaky".
[X] Regardless of your "whatever it takes" attitude, you're loyal to, and protective of, your family and friends.
[] You cling to your pride.
[X] Your favorite device is the phaser.
Total: 3
Result 4
[] Your goal is the most important thing to you, above all else. Including family and friends.
[X] You approve of the death penalty.
[] If you see someone on the sidewalk trip, you won't stop to help them.
[] You're proud of your fighting skills.
[X] You threaten with violence, kidding or otherwise, more often than you should.
[] Your favorite device is the agonizer.
Total: 2
Result 5
[X] You like to eat. A lot.
[X] People often call you cute.
[X] Either people like you, or they just can't stand you.
[X] Your hair is usually frizzy.
[X] When you're happy, you're prone to giggling.
[X] You can sense when someone is no good.
Total: 6
Result 1 - Human
Result 2 - Vulcan
Result 3 - Romulan
Result 4 - Klingon
Result 5 - Tribble
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7 Free Pics
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nerd survey
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ANIME/MANGA NERD
[x] You watch anime.
[x] You read manga.
[x] You buy/collect anime DVDs or manga volumes.
[x] You own some other form of anime/manga merchandise.
[ ] You have referred to an anime character as 'hot' before.
[ ] You have cosplayed.
[ ] You have done so in public.
[ ] You have been to an anime/manga convention.
[x] You have created/joined a fanclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have created/joined a hateclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have squealed when you found out somebody had the same name as an anime character you knew.
[x] You enjoy drawing anime.
[ ] People you know know you as the 'anime' person.
[x] You know that it is pronouced 'mawnguh' and not 'manga' like it is spelled.
Anime/manga nerd = 7
ART NERD
[x] You like art.
[x] You actually consider yourself an artist.
[x] When using art supplies, the brand of them matters to you.
[x] You have a favorite brand.
[x] You have asked for art supplies as a Christmas/birthday gift before.
[ ] You give people your drawings as gifts.
[ ] People actually ask for your drawings.
[ ] You are/were known as 'the art person' at your school.
[ ] Instead of just 'brown' or ' pink', you'd be specific; it's 'sienna brown' or 'blush pink'.
[ ] You have taken an art class outside of school.
[ ] You have considered a career as an artist.
[x] Your school papers are always covered in doodles.
[ ] You have a favorite artist.
[ ] Your drawings have been framed.
[x] You carry a sketchbook with you everywhere you go.
Art nerd = 7
MUSICAL NERD
[ ] You play a musical instrument.
[ ] You play more than one instrument.
[ ] You actually really enjoy playing your instrument.
[ ] You've given your instrument a name.
[ ] You've participated in an extracurricular activity for your instrument.
[ ] You are known by what you play.
[ ] You listen to classical music.
[ ] You have a favorite composer.
[ ] All of your friends are from your band/orchestra class
[ ] You write music.
[x] You've had discussions with your friends about music; your favorite composers/instruments/musical time periods/key/etc...
[ ] You have considered a professional career with your instrument.
[ ] You are never nervous playing for other people.
Musical nerd = 1
VIDEO GAME NERD
[x] You play video games.
[x] You own more than 4 different video game systems.
[x] You've had debates over which system is the greatest.
[x] You play video games every day.
[x] You have played a video game for over 10 hours.
[ ] You have songs from your favorite video games on Cds.
[ ] You love to talk about video games.
[ ] You memorize the dates for when a new game is being released.
[ ] People know you as the 'gamer' person.
[ ] You spend more time on video games than you do hanging out with friends.
[x] Your gaming system is in your room.
[ ] You have preferences when it comes to what company your game came from.
[ ] You've had debates over which company is the best.
[x] You keep playing a game until you beat it.
[ ] It makes you angry when you found out somebody looked up cheat codes on the internet to beat their game.
Video game nerd = 7
COMPUTER NERD
[x] You use the computer every day
[x] You have an account/username on some sort of social website.
[ ] You go into random internet chatrooms.
[x] You spend at least 2 hours a day on the computer.
[x] You use computer faces.
[x] It is hard to go a day without using the computer.
[x] You spend time in online forums.
[ ] In the forum/chatroom you use, you are known there by everyone else.
[x] You have friends you have only met online.
[ ] You have actually met an online friend in person.
[x] U cn ezly rd 'txttlk.'
[x] You have said 'lol' or 'omg' in speech that is not online.
[x] You can type really, really fast.
Computer Nerd = 10
[x] You watch anime.
[x] You read manga.
[x] You buy/collect anime DVDs or manga volumes.
[x] You own some other form of anime/manga merchandise.
[ ] You have referred to an anime character as 'hot' before.
[ ] You have cosplayed.
[ ] You have done so in public.
[ ] You have been to an anime/manga convention.
[x] You have created/joined a fanclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have created/joined a hateclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have squealed when you found out somebody had the same name as an anime character you knew.
[x] You enjoy drawing anime.
[ ] People you know know you as the 'anime' person.
[x] You know that it is pronouced 'mawnguh' and not 'manga' like it is spelled.
Anime/manga nerd = 7
ART NERD
[x] You like art.
[x] You actually consider yourself an artist.
[x] When using art supplies, the brand of them matters to you.
[x] You have a favorite brand.
[x] You have asked for art supplies as a Christmas/birthday gift before.
[ ] You give people your drawings as gifts.
[ ] People actually ask for your drawings.
[ ] You are/were known as 'the art person' at your school.
[ ] Instead of just 'brown' or ' pink', you'd be specific; it's 'sienna brown' or 'blush pink'.
[ ] You have taken an art class outside of school.
[ ] You have considered a career as an artist.
[x] Your school papers are always covered in doodles.
[ ] You have a favorite artist.
[ ] Your drawings have been framed.
[x] You carry a sketchbook with you everywhere you go.
Art nerd = 7
MUSICAL NERD
[ ] You play a musical instrument.
[ ] You play more than one instrument.
[ ] You actually really enjoy playing your instrument.
[ ] You've given your instrument a name.
[ ] You've participated in an extracurricular activity for your instrument.
[ ] You are known by what you play.
[ ] You listen to classical music.
[ ] You have a favorite composer.
[ ] All of your friends are from your band/orchestra class
[ ] You write music.
[x] You've had discussions with your friends about music; your favorite composers/instruments/musical time periods/key/etc...
[ ] You have considered a professional career with your instrument.
[ ] You are never nervous playing for other people.
Musical nerd = 1
VIDEO GAME NERD
[x] You play video games.
[x] You own more than 4 different video game systems.
[x] You've had debates over which system is the greatest.
[x] You play video games every day.
[x] You have played a video game for over 10 hours.
[ ] You have songs from your favorite video games on Cds.
[ ] You love to talk about video games.
[ ] You memorize the dates for when a new game is being released.
[ ] People know you as the 'gamer' person.
[ ] You spend more time on video games than you do hanging out with friends.
[x] Your gaming system is in your room.
[ ] You have preferences when it comes to what company your game came from.
[ ] You've had debates over which company is the best.
[x] You keep playing a game until you beat it.
[ ] It makes you angry when you found out somebody looked up cheat codes on the internet to beat their game.
Video game nerd = 7
COMPUTER NERD
[x] You use the computer every day
[x] You have an account/username on some sort of social website.
[ ] You go into random internet chatrooms.
[x] You spend at least 2 hours a day on the computer.
[x] You use computer faces.
[x] It is hard to go a day without using the computer.
[x] You spend time in online forums.
[ ] In the forum/chatroom you use, you are known there by everyone else.
[x] You have friends you have only met online.
[ ] You have actually met an online friend in person.
[x] U cn ezly rd 'txttlk.'
[x] You have said 'lol' or 'omg' in speech that is not online.
[x] You can type really, really fast.
Computer Nerd = 10
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Random Survey
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Star all that apply
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
****I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
****I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
****I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
****I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
*****I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
*****I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
****I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
*****I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
****I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
*(lolwut?)I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
****I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
****I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
*****I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
*****I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
*****I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
*****I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
****I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
****I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
*****I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
*****I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
*****I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
****I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
***I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
****I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
*****I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
*****I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
****I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
*****I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
****I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
*****I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
*****I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
****I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
****I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
*****My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
*****I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
*****I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
****I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
****I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
****I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
****I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
*****I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
*****I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
*****I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
*****I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid
****I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
****I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
****I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
****I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
*****I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
****I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
****I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
****I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
****I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
****I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
****I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
*****I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
****I like GAMES, CARTOONS and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
****I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
***I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
***I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
****I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK, so I MUST have no life.
****I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
**I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
**I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
*****I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
****I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
****I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
****I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
****I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
****I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
*****I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
*****I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
****I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
*****I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
****I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
*(lolwut?)I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
****I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
****I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
*****I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
*****I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
*****I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
*****I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
****I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
****I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
*****I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
*****I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
*****I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
****I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
***I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
****I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
*****I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
*****I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
****I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
*****I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
****I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
*****I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
*****I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
****I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
****I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
*****My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
*****I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
*****I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
****I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
****I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
****I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
****I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
*****I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
*****I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
*****I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
*****I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid
****I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
****I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
****I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
****I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
*****I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
****I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
****I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
****I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
****I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
****I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
****I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
*****I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
****I like GAMES, CARTOONS and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
****I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
***I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
***I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
****I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK, so I MUST have no life.
****I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
**I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
**I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
*****I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
****I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
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